are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
I SAID THIS YESTERDAY TO MY CRUSH THING AND HE SAID “PLEASE” SDOFJOLSHIAFLA
(via youraverageinsanity)
oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?
Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
(via tardismyoldgirl)
Source: juicybugz
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
#It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns
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Source: kushdrinker
and in that moment we were smashing
get on my fucking blog
Agreed.
(via itsafaraday)
Source: thenigelthornberrysociety
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
(via youraverageinsanity)
Source: skrillidex
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
(via the-lonely-scottish-guy)
Source: maxterbate
Source: bettenshmetten
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
(via buckets1002)
Source: simsgonewrong
- What she says: I'm fine.
- What she means: AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL AEIOUAEIOUBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRJOHNMADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
Source: trannysaurus-rex
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
(via elzilchoandsuperking)
Hey! I'm Aaron, but all my friends call me Tucker. I enjoy playing all manner of video games on my PC, reading webcomics, and spending obscene amounts of time on Tumblr. Enjoy!
